Tuesday, May 06, 2003

Mother's Day Present
Late last night, Mom sent me an e-mail, which included the following paragraph:

I have discovered how to outfox the deer who eat my daylilies. I put a little stale perfume in the bottom of my sprinkling can, fill it with water, and sprinkle that foul smell all over everything the deer eat. They don't even come into my yard anymore. But sooner or later, I will run out of old cologne and then what will I do? I would love to see my daylilies bloom again.

I want to please my mother this Sunday because I love and respect her so much. What better gift than all my old cologne? To make sure she knows that this is a thoughtful. loving gift, I will beautifully wrap it. Know where I can get some daylily wrapping paper?

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